For sale ...

This weeks challenge is to write an ad about yourself as if you were for sale. So here's mine:

Married White Female, 32 years old, red hair and the temperment to match. Hates to do the dishes, fold the laundry or any other cleaning tasks. Loves to relax reading a good book, scrapbooking or walking on the beach. Unable to commit to making a decision for herself but can make decisions for others all day long. Good listener. Enjoys cats, dogs & horses but not snakes, frogs or bugs. Likes pizza, chocolate and good friends. Dislikes vegetables, mean people and fakes. Can often be found listening to music and singing (loudly) along. Comes complete with 3 children and a hunky husband.